They pretty much wander about like a flaneur until rhymes happen by accident. Finding words that rhyme are Poet Smurf’s life work.
No one told Poet Smurf that poems don’t need to rhyme. However, all the Smurfs can look a bit same-same after a while, so anything you can do to make yourself stand out from the crowd, right? POET SMURF They have lived among the other Smurfs all their life and they speak with exactly the same dialect as everyone else. There is literally no way Painter Smurf would speak with a foreign accent. Painter Smurf gets sick of people asking if they paint houses. The not so great thing about Harmony: They could have picked pretty much any other instrument to be bad at and it wouldn’t have been as annoying as a trumpet. The great thing about Harmony: They’re rubbish at playing wind instruments but play anyway. Sloppy trained a fly for a pet as a gag and everyone said, “Ew! Dirty!” HARMONY SMURF (ROCKER SMURF) They never tell Chef about this, instead keeping the goods for themself. Also has the olfactory powers of a pig because they can sniff out truffles. Also, Scaredy’s fear isn’t entirely unwarranted, given as how they’re constantly in danger of being stormed by the evil Gargamel and that ginger cat which is more scary to a Smurf than a leopard is to a human. Unmedicated anxiety disorder looks like this. The problem with being known as “Handy” is, whenever someone needs a picture hook shifted or a lightbulb changed, guess who’s expected to do it? Just because you find overalls comfy doesn’t mean you’re handy, ffs! And now it’s their entire identity! SCAREDY SMURF Poor body image was no longer an issue, and they found bliss in their entirely blue but somehow-still-unique wardrobe. However, as they aged, they realised age is a great leveller. They frequently wonder if they are fit to be seen in company. Vanity carries a mirror, not out of vanity but due to very low self-confidence. They make extra so that Greedy can eat their fill before dinner is served. Greedy frequently helps out in the kitchen. There’s no way Chef can make food for the entire village.
Incidents are parallel iterations of what might have happened. Each episode happens in an alternative universe, where none of the previous episodes really happened. This gag is proof that the story resets at each new episode.
Jokey Smurf will keep gifting those bomb boxes for as long as people keep falling for it. They love to eat, but they also love to entertain, and provide delicious food for others. ‘Greedy’ contains unnecessary moral judgement. Some people just love food, okay? Greedy Smurf prefers ‘Foodie’. Sometimes conflated with Chef Smurf (in canon). By the time Hefty realised they were getting the most hackneyed tatt out there, it was too late. Hefty asked for something original, then got a heart with an arrow. Hefty’s tatts are designed by Painter Smurf. After many years of being called Grouchy, they did sometimes end up Grouchy about it. They have never found a hat which makes them look amiable. This is actually just their thinking face. Brainy is forever explaining things that don’t need explaining, and when Smurfette is dressed femme, she cops it bad. The village gag is that Brainy and Smurfette are in love. The glasses are non-prescription lenses, for fashion purposes only. Clumsy Smurf is well-liked and would do anything for you. He has always been called Papa as a joke, so decided to roll with it.īrave or stupid? There’s no distinction. Papa Smurf was always old and wrinkly, even as a baby. This black and white photo of Papa Smurf was colorized to give him a blue tint. While those smurf hats are legendary, Smurfs actually wear a variety of hats depending on the weather and outfit.
THE MEANING OF FEMME Elizabeth Marston from Persistence: All Ways Butch and Femme, freely available at Trans Reads She wears a blonde wig and loves to play with blue make-up and body paint. mountain chalet (companion- outdoor fire place)Ġ06.All of the Smurfs are agender/non-binary but a few of the Smurfs have a binary gender expression. mining machine (companion- rock tumbler)Ġ05. carousel (companion- test of strength)Ġ04. basically, a check list for me to see if i've missed anything. Here's a quick up to date list - in order of release, separated by area.
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